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Buy our album on iTunes: (c) 2012 The Consensus Bureau. Lyrics below. Visit us: E-mail us: Tweets a-plenty: @ConsensusBureau LYRICS: They say there’s a war on Christmas That you can’t even speak its name Well, I don’t think anything has changed Because for me it’s still the same: There’ll be Santas, there’ll be reindeer But religion we’ll not feign, deer At our secular Christmas at home We’ll buy presents, we’ll spend moolah But we won’t shout, “Hallelujah” At our secular Christmas at home We’ll have some pagan mistletoe Set the yule log all a-glow Put up a pine tree just like the Vikings Did of old But please don’t go ballistic If I don’t get all monotheistic You know that normativity always Leaves me cold Invite the Muslims, and Reform Jews, Agnostic Buddhists, Sikhs, and Hindus To our secular Christmas party-time There’ll be wines, there’ll be cheeses, But there’ll be no baby Jesus At our secular Christmas party-time Feel free to go to midnight Mass As for me, I think I’ll take a pass I’m not interesed in all that ancient Bible stuff When it comes to the supernatural I’ll tell the kiddies that Santa’s factual I think that one omniscient bearded Guy’s enough No need for preachy Sunday sermons We’ve got martinis mixed with bourbon At our secular Christmas party-time We’ll be radical left-wing elitists We’ll hate America, and be defeatist At our secular Christmas — How you celebrate is none of my business — At our secular Christmas at home Have a secular time! Video Rating: / 5 Related PostsLouisiana Farm Bureau: Vegetable GardeningWise Ave. Fire Dept. Christmas Train Garden Pt.3Wise Ave. Fire Dept. Christmas Train Garden Pt.2Christmas at Bok Tower Gardens 2014The 12 Tools of Christmas – Tool 5: Childrens Tool KitHow to Choose […]

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