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WEED DICTIONARY
420 – marijuana slang
All lit up – Wasted on weed
BC Bud – high-grade from British Columbia
Blaze – smoke marijuana
Blazed – High on Marijuana
Blunt – marijuana inside a cigar
Blunted out – smoked many blunts of marijuana
Bo-bo – marijuana
Bong – waterpipe used to smoke marijuana
Bowl – marijuana pipe
Buds – Marijuana
Buda – high-grade marijuana
Burn one – smoke marijuana.
Buzz – under the influence
Buzzkill- somebody says something that makes everyone go silent
Cannabis – marijuana, hemp, pot, ganja, reefer.
Cannon – huge joint
Canoe – when a joint gets a hole
Cashed – bowl is finished/empty
Chiba-Chiba -A black Brazilian form of reefer
Chinese eyed – when the eyes become slanted from the influence of marijuana
Chocolate Thai – type of marijuana
Christmas tree – marijuana; depressant; amphetamine
Chronic – marijuana; chronic marijuana.
Coffeeshop Cafe – Hash Weed Coffee shops are unique to Amsterdam Holland.
Creeperbud – marijuana that creeps up on you
Dank – High grade bud, which is moist and sticky
Dime bag – worth of drugs
Ditch weed – marijuana, inferior quality, Mexican
Doobie marijuana
Dope – marijuana; any other drug
Dope fiend – marijuana addict who loves to continually smoke dope.
Dub / Dub Sack – worth of weed
Dugout – A pipe used for smoking marijuana.
Dust – heroin; cocaine; PCP; marijuana mixed with various chemicals.
El diablo – marijuana
Elbow – A pound of pot.
Fatty – marijuana cigarette
Fire it up – to smoke marijuana
Fly Mexican airlines – to smoke marijuana
Fucked up – Your high on drugs and not a thing you can do about it.
Funk – Slang for marijuana.
Ganjah – Bob Marley marijuana term.
Get lifted – under the influence of drugs
Grass – Slang for marijuana hemp
Great American Smoke Out – sit down with a friend and smoke alot of weed.
Hashish / Hash – primarily resin from substandard Middle Eastern or Indian marijuana.
Happy cigarette – Marijuana cigarette.
Hash – marijuana
Hawaiian – very high-potency marijuana
Heater- The lit/red part of the joint
Hemp – Cannabis stalks and stems, especially those used to make rope, fabrics etc.
Herb – Jamaican term for marijuana with Biblical connotations; Rastafarian sacrament.
Hit – To take a drag of marijuana
Hookah – waterpipe with four long stems to accommodate four smokers at once
Homegrown – marijuana that is not do good.
Hooch – marijuana
Hooter – marijuana
Hydroponic / hydro – hydro phonically grown marijuana
Jamaican Shower- Turning on the shower and smoking marijuana in the steam
Joint / Jay – marijuana cigarette.
Killer – high grade marijuana
Kind – marijuana
Lid – 1 finger on a bag of marijuana approx. equal to a 1/4 oz
Lit up – under the influence of drugs
Little bowl of Buddha – 10 gram bowl of marijuana
Marijuana – A really cool plant
Mary Jane – marijuana slang
Maui Wauwie – marijuana from Hawaii
Monty Hall – a person always trying to talk down the price
Muggles – (1930’s)slang for pot.
Nickel bag – worth of drugs; heroin
Northern Lights – extremely high-grade marijuana
Norml – Organization for the rights of pot smokers.
Number – marijuana cigarette.
O.Z. – An ounce of pot.
Panama gold – good marijuana
Phillies Blunt – Cigar hollowed out and filled with marijuana.
Pinner – small joint of marijuana
Pot – marijuana
Pothead – someone who smokes pot
Pooched – Feeling lazy and tired after smoking.
Puff the dragon – smoke marijuana
Q.P. – quarter pound of marijuana
Ragweed – inferior-quality marijuana
Rainy day woman – marijuana
Rasta weed – marijuana
Reefer – marijuana
Roach – butt of marijuana cigarette
Roach clip – holds partially smoked marijuana cigarette
Sesh/Session – Going out to smoke
Sess – marijuana
Shot Gun – someone puts the blunt in their mouth backwards and blows the smoke into someone’s mouth.
Sinsemilla – potent variety marijuana
Skunk – good marijuana
Smoke-out – under the influence of drugs
Spark it up – to smoke marijuana
Spliff – marijuana cigarette.
Stash – A place to hide drugs.
Stinky – pot
Stoned – under the influence of drugs
Stoner – someone who stays high on marijuana
Swag – poor quality marijuana
Swisher – cigar emptied and filled with marijuana.
Toking on a number – Smoking marijuana.
Tea Pad – in Harlem in the 30’s and 40’s, and after-hours club where pot was smoked
Tetrahydrocannabinol/THC – The psychoactive cannibinoid in marijuana that is responsible for the high.
Thai Stick – Thai variety of marijuana, usually wrapped around thin bamboo
Tighten someone’s wig – (1940’s)Provide marijuana
Toke up / Toke – smoke marijuana
Trees – marijuana
Tubes – waterpipes or bongs
Tweeds – marijuana
Up In Smoke – Cheech and Chong movie
Vaporizer – vaporizes marijuana into THC
Viper – (1930’s)”sssssst” sound made by inhaling
Wacky Tobacky – marijuana
Zig-Zag – rolling papers
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roof rack!. ROFL ^_^
Every crown vic is the fuckin enemy! lol yea. lol.
@jdm142 what episode was that ?
when i'm high and driving, it feels like a game
damn just watching this makes me feel hi and i donnt even smoke
ROOF RACKS OMFG. I completely know that feeling.
Hate those fucking things.
1/2 the young population smokes a few times a month. Most of the reckless drivers are young. This stat tells us nothing out of the ordinary considering Marijuana stays in your system for a while and that risk takers are probably willing to be more risky with laws and drug use in general.
Think of it this way. Out of one hundred cars on a highway 50% were going south. The other 50% were going north. There are only two directions they could be going. Do you find anything alarming?
srry to bother u…but 1 more thing about how you said 33percent of reckless drivers were found with marijuana in their system…when you smoke weed it stays in your system for 1 month…so those people tested in memphis could have smoked a joint 2 weeks before the crash and still tested positive…its all government funded propaganda!!! and we eat it all up!!!
and also something you wont learn from dare class or above the influence website…..marijuana was once regulated and distributed by the US government for medical purposes….and in fact there are still people today who receive this medical marijuana from the government…and on a side note….you cant really compare the effect of weed to the effect of alcohol because its not even close…ive never seen som1 not be able to walk in a strait line after smoking a joint lol
lmao….you must have pulled this right off the above the influence website….all they have is government funded advertising…its all propaganda…lets take a look at the true facts….directly related deaths from marijuana—-ZERO…..how about alcohol, prescription drugs, cigarettes—-THOUSANDS A YEAR…..but yet we keep teaching kids that weed is this horrible cancer causing drug…but in reality has many medical uses, including helping cancer patients…
Stats are whack…..everyone smokes weed
0:50 hear the guy go ahhhhhhh high pitched he dus it every time :L
I love Top Gear! Yeah, I definitely drive better stoned!
there is a car show called top gear and they did a study on how people scored on a driving test while sober and one driving high. the person that did the driving test high got a better score than the person who did it sober…. and i have to say i think i drive better high lol
what's wrong with smoking in the park?
smoking a bong or a pipe in public is a stupid idea, but spliffs are a lot less conspicuous – unless someone is close enough to get a whiff of it, they'll just assume you're smoking a cig.
where do you live anyway? i walk around my area with a spliff in my mouth every day – no-one round here gives a shit. and if i see a copper walking up on the same side as me, i just casually cross the road.
Oh roof racks lmao, I hate them even when I'm not blazed.
funny ass hell du